George P. Collinsworth III
My name is Jonathan. I am 19. I post stuff i like and stuff that makes me laugh. Anyone can ask me anything at all i will reply.
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Okay if you can’t fuck with a girl because of:

  • Pubic hair
  • Stretch marks
  • Scars 
  • Any other natural occurrence of the female form

You aren’t really worthy of it anyway.

(Source: begmebabygirl, via ukulelol)

prewars:

smallgovernment:

at this point I’ve nearly forgotten that pirating movies and software is illegal

(Source: exeggcute, via ukulelol)

pebbles5ever:

hypno-angex:

suklaaaa:

bunnyinafez:

iwantfitbody:

madamedepompador:

winchesterwolves:

moniker-padacklyte:

zillystring:

wasereborworthit:

mellowminty:

pizzaforpresident:

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

canada a bit to the left

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What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

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i cried my ass of laughing

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WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

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(via ukulelol)

vashtiyaoxo:

black art, black excellence.

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mom:don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
me:fire cannot kill a dragon
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