guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers?
Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.
He don’t give a shit.
And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu
What a series of unnecessary events
|me while playing a game:||SHIT! FUCKIN SHIT AHHHGHH GOD DAMN IT THIS IS SO STUPID THIS SUCKS ARGHHH LLFUCKING HELL FUCK THIS GAME I HATE IT FFF FUCKIN SHIT GAME|
|me when i finish the game:||omg that was so good i loved it so much. this is my new favourite game ever.|
“you don’t look depressed though”
oh yeah sorry i forgot to bring my literal dark cloud with me today
If you cum and she doesn’t…you didn’t fuck her, she fucked you.