Before 2003…just for clarification
I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT
Ok so on my way to class I was walking through a big lawn by this pond near my apartment complex, not really any apartments nearby, when I see a DVD lying on the ground. I pick it up and turn it over and I see that’s it’s the movie Step Brothers. So I’m like, alright, free movie. When I get home I put it in the xbox and it ends up working perfectly fine even though it had some dirt on it when I found it. So the next morning, my boyfriend and I were walking to class and in the exact spot where I found Step Brothers, I saw in disbelief a DVD copy of Superbad.
Someone is sneaking out in the dead of night and leaving stoner comedies in the grass like god damn Easter eggs
Disney home of sluts in the making
When wanting safe sex gets you branded a ‘slut’ you know we live in a culture full of people who hate women..
I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him
I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”
and he went dead silent