George P. Collinsworth III
My name is Jonathan. I am 19. I post stuff i like and stuff that makes me laugh. Anyone can ask me anything at all i will reply.
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Reblog if you were alive when Pluto was a planet

literal-dragons:

that-god-awful-celine-dion-song:

goodnight-sammy:

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Before 2003…just for clarification

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phosphorae:

clearbay:

I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT 

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alpadrinodelsol:

Ok so on my way to class I was walking through a big lawn by this pond near my apartment complex, not really any apartments nearby, when I see a DVD lying on the ground. I pick it up and turn it over and I see that’s it’s the movie Step Brothers. So I’m like, alright, free movie. When I get home I put it in the xbox and it ends up working perfectly fine even though it had some dirt on it when I found it. So the next morning, my boyfriend and I were walking to class and in the exact spot where I found Step Brothers, I saw in disbelief a DVD copy of Superbad.


Someone is sneaking out in the dead of night and leaving stoner comedies in the grass like god damn Easter eggs

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xgiselleeee:

brenda song!

Disney home of sluts in the making

When wanting safe sex gets you branded a ‘slut’ you know we live in a culture full of people who hate women..

the bold

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deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

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